2015年3月29日 星期日

150330 德國工作假期 - Fragebogen zur steuerlichen Erfassung form

Fragebogen zur steuerlichen Erfassung form!!!!!!!! YOU MADE MY DAY!!!
The below passage was too useful for me. I feel like I just came to Germany yesterday...

It take me several months to play this game...ich verstehe es nicht...

Credit to :http://startupgermany.tumblr.com/

Starting Your Company in Germany - How to Make it Happen

If your first-hand experience in Germany goes beyond the infamous beer tasting cruise down the Rhine River you have probably learned it by now: getting things done in this country is complicated. German bureaucrats are not exactly known for extending a warm welcome to newcomers from abroad, let alone being helpful when it comes to filling out those dreadful forms asking you to consent to aStatusfeststellungsverfahren or other 30-letter words.
Granted, starting a company won’t be as easy as ordering Currywurstdown at the train station, but it shouldn’t require small business entrepreneurs to spend loads of money on tax professionals and lawyers, or bugging their German friends to help them understand the difference between Vermögensvergleich andEinnahmenüberschussrechnung (because believe us, they won’t know).
We feel your pain and we are here to help.
Depending on the size and legal form of your future company, starting a business in Germany can require a considerable number of initial registrations with various public agencies. However, if you just touched down in the Deutschland you are most likely interested in what you need to do to start your own small business asap (btw, the following guides apply to freelancers/contractors alike). Here’s how to register such an Einzelunternehmen (sole proprietorship):
First, you need to register in the city you live in. To do so, you will need to present the following documents to your local Bürgerbüro(citizen office):
(1) A rental contract (e.g. a sublet contract from your roommate)
(2) A valid photo ID (i.e. your passport)
(3) The completed Anmeldung form (see below for an English language guide)
    Once registered, you will need to register with the Finanzamt (tax authorities) and the Gewerbeamt (trade licensing office) (see English language guides below). Depending on the type of business you are planning to start, you may only need to register with the Finanzamt (for now), for example if you are simply looking to start your own French language teaching service you will not need to show up at theGewerbeamt.
    Since there is no way around your local Finanzamt we suggest that you report to them first by mailing the completed Fragebogen zur steuerlichen Erfassung form. Sad but true, the below guide is the first ever comprehensive English language guide to filling out this 8-page tax monster. The guide will help you determine whether an additional registration with the Gewerbeamt is necessary. If so, you will need to show up once again in person and present the following documents
    (1) A valid photo ID (i.e. your passport)
    (2) Your Meldebescheinigung (proof of registration in Germany)
    (3) The completed Gewerbeanmeldung form (business registration) (see English language guide below)
      Summing up: in order to start your own small business/work as a self-employed entrepreneur (which also includes doing contract/freelance work for another company) in Germany you will need to:
      (1) Show up to the Bürgerbüro in person
      (2) Send a letter to the Finanzamt, and potentially
      (3) Show up at the Gewerbeamt in person
        Both the Bürgerbüro and the Gewerbeamt typically issue all relevant forms on the spot. The Finanzamt takes about two to three weeks to send your Steuernummer (German tax ID) in the mail. This number will have to go on your invoices (see previous post).
        You have probably noticed that we omitted one very important step: obtaining a work visa for self-employed entrepreneurs – arguably the most challenging steps of them all. Neither did we address the additional administrative burden associated with starting a company other than an Einzelunternehmen, e.g. the popular GmbH.
        You are right. We definitely owe you another post. So be sure to check back for updates.
        Here are your guides for today:

        2015年3月13日 星期五

        150313 德國工作假期 - 自我檢討

        的起心肝計劃要搵幾錢先可以去旅行。媽媽三更半夜搵我報名跳舞班。
        我發覺自己黎左德國既轉變係,我都會好悲觀,不過回復時間縮短左。
        恆心方面都差不多。

        2015年2月28日 星期六

        150228 廉價勞工假期 - 工作和生活

        昨日朋友搬家到Landsberger Allee。幫忙搬屋。工作一如以往令我欲拒還迎。
        朋友經歷過的事令我更加思考自己來的意義。
        我想自己要經歷更多新奇的事,我想有新的思考方式。來了半年多,我更發覺香港是一個絕望城市,除了錢,容不下其他生活模式。工作為了樓房。但我們並沒有選擇權。
        改變不了環境, 改變自己思想。

        2015年2月24日 星期二

        150224 廉價勞工假期 - count down 5 months

        尚餘五個月留在德國。
        與其很沉重地反思自己到這裡的目的。或者我可以說說我的期望與反差。
        工作方面,不要想不懂德語就有可用英語的工作。
        朋友,沒有踏出第一步認識其他國家的朋友,只和香港朋友聯絡,也沒有走出comfort zone.
        生活,可能留在大城市,跟香港分別不大,不過物價低房租低,至少可以獨立。令我考慮移民。
        愛情,接觸多了人,隨緣。

        2015年1月23日 星期五

        150123 廉價勞工假期 - 北歐

        半年前既今日,即是14年7月23日。就係我黎德國既日子,黎左已經足足半年,差唔多用晒大部分係德國搵到既錢黎北歐玩,認真誇張。
        同埋估唔到我同我室友一齊住左咁耐,由我地7月23號搭飛機開始就一齊!!我同作講我地同居左半年,笑到我地肚痛。
        言歸正傳,今日去左好多景點,小美人魚像,卡斯雷特要塞,睇皇宮換更,教堂乘三,新港,步行街。。。睇lego店,食下熱狗, 夜晚返 hostel free dinner。仲有去教堂聽結他,教堂好暖,好多人訓覺。結他聽到我就訓着。教堂其中一個角落供"善信"寫一些字句係鏡面上,藉住反射,會睇見一個不完整既耶穌。13.12


        2015年1月22日 星期四

        150122 德國工作假期 - 北歐

        期待左咁耐既北歐之旅終於出發喇!
        搭火車有少少阻濟。
        本身 lubeck 轉車,點知遲左,去左hamberg 轉車。都係轉番 ICE37。
        好彩趕得上,可以係漢堡轉上火車既列車。
        一分鐘之內過隔離轉線,多得月台姨姨話我地知。到達哥本哈根已經八點幾。
        Check in hostel,晚上是旦食左 burger king。


        2015年1月18日 星期日

        150118 廉價勞工假期 - thank you

        有時候,我老細可以係一個可愛大叔。
        有時候,成日計住幾時買月票又係好煩。
        話說佢岩岩唔見左張月票,然後又買左張新,接著又搵番張舊。
        很巧地我又岩岩要買飛,所以佢就俾左佢舊個張我!
        save some money money!